"So...why did you lock Kirsten in the freezer?"
"Initiation. I was going to keep her in there untill she could cut glass."
"Chris, you are one strange, perverted, little man."
And with that, I smack him across the back of the head and ride off on my cart.
I'm jealous of Kirsten, though. She only got locked in the freezer. I had to drink a glass of dirty mop water. Chris claims he was locked in the women's bathroom for the night. Tim, the guy who initiated Chris, had to strip naked and hump the clown statue outside of Churley's. Good times. Good times.
I ride to the theatres to talk to Sean, our friendly neighborhood box office attendant. I've known Sean since grade school, but in the first year of Junior High, he moved away and we kinda lost touch. I find it ironic that he works at the theatres, considering he dreams of becoming a director
"Sup' Sean?"
"Not much. Yourself?"
"Just workin'. Any good movies out?"
"Nah, just the same usual trendy bullshit Hollywood keeps pumpin out eight times over every year....but there is one flick you might wanna check out, I can let you in if you want, no skin of my nose."
"I'll decline that one. Last time the place was trashed."
"No doubt. Well, suit urself. Ill just stay here lookin like a victim in an Ed Wood movie. Fuck i hate my job"
"Don't diss the glass box. I'll give you twenty bucks if you go Hannibal Lecter on your next customers."
"Deal...but no more Cable Guy bullshit. I almost got fired last time."
"Alright!"
I wander off and hide behind a plant. A mother and her 5 year old approach to purchace tickets for the recent family hit of the summer. Sean flicks his tongue and claims he ate a man's liver. The child runs off and the mother threatens to talk to the manager. I slip him the $20 and high-five him...then we realize we just high-fived the glass.
"you should probably..."
"Yeah, leaving"
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
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